The Reynolds Pamphlet
[FULL COMPANY]The Reynolds Pamphlet
[JEFFERSON/MADISON/ANGELICA]Have you read this?
[BURR/JEFFERSON/MADISON]Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affairAnd he wrote it down right there
[MADISON]Highlights!
[HAMILTON/JEFFERSON]“The charge against meIs a connection with oneJames Reynolds!For purposes ofImproper speculationMy real crime is anAmorous connection with his wifeFor a considerable timeWith his knowing consent
[MADISON/BURR/JEFFERSON]Damn!
[HAMILTON/JEFFERSON/MADISON]“I had frequent meetings with herMost of them at my own house.”
[BURR]At his own house!
[MADISON]At his own house!
[DEEP VOICE]Damn!
[HAMILTON/JEFFERSON]“Mrs. Hamilton with our children being absentOn a visit to her father.”
[MADISON/BURR]No…
[COMPANY]Boooo!
[MADISON/BURR]Have you read this?
[JEFFERSON]Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
[MADISON/BURR]Never gon’ be President now
[JEFFERSON]Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
[MADISON/BURR]Never gon’ be President now
[JEFFERSON]He’s never gon’ be President now
[MADISON/BURR]Never gon’ be President now
[JEFFERSON]That’s one less thing to worry about
[JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR]That’s one less thing to worry about!
[ANGELICA]I came as soon as I heard
[JEFFERSON]What?!
[HAMILTON]Angelica—
[COMPANY]All the way from London?!Damn!
[HAMILTON]Angelica, thank GodSomeone who understands what I’mStruggling here to do
[ANGELICA]I’m not here for you
[ENSEMBLE]Oooooh!
[ANGELICA]I know my sister like I know my own mindYou will never find anyone as trusting or as kindI love my sister more than anything in this lifeI will choose her happiness over mine every timePut what we had asideI’m standing at her sideYou could never be satisfiedGod, I hope you’re satisfied
[JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR]Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
[ENSEMBLE MEN]Never gon’ be President now
[JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR]Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
[ENSEMBLE MEN]Never gon’ be President now
[JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR]Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
[ENSEMBLE MEN]Never gon’ be President now
[JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR]That’s one less thing to worry about.
[ENSEMBLE MEN]That’s one less thing to worry about.
[ENSEMBLE WOMEN]Well he’s never gon’ be President now
[HAMILTON]Hey!At least I was honest with our money!
[ENSEMBLE MEN]Well he’s never gon’ be President now
[ENSEMBLE WOMEN]Well he’s never gon’ be President now
[ENSEMBLE MEN]Well he’s never gon’ be President now
[JEFFERSON/MADISON]Hey!At least he was honest with our money!
[ENSEMBLE WOMEN]That's one less thing to worry about
[FULL COMPANY]That’s one less thing to worry about!The Reynolds Pamphlet
[JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR]Have you read this?You ever see somebody ruin their own life?
[COMPANY (EXCEPT HAMILTON/ELIZA)]His poor wife