Insane
[Eminem]I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the headMy stepfather said that I sucked in the bed'Til one night he snucked in and said"We're goin out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"Can we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"After I fuck you in the butt, get some headBust a nut, get some rest"The next day, my mother said"I don't know what the fuck's UP with this kid!The bastard won't even eat nothing, he's fedHe just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead!""Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upsetGo in there, stick a fuckin cigarette to his neckI bet you he's fakin it, I bet youI bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would getI'll go handle this, of course, unless you object""Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's left in his head"
[Hook]If you count the skeletons in my closetUnder my bed and up under my faucetThen you would know I completely lost itIs he nuts? -- NO, he's insane!
[Eminem](Are you in?) Naw, fucker tried to bite my face offI just got fuckin chased off with a chainsawThen he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades offAte the blades, stuck the baseball in the slingshotThen the aimed at his own face, let the thing popTook his eye out, picked it up and played ping-pongThen he played ping-pong with his own ding-dongThat motherfucker's got nuts like King KongThen he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawnAnd he laid all up underneath it with the thing onThen he took his pants and took every fuckin' thing offEverything but his tanktop and his training braAin't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that Shady dawgMan, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dawg?Shady dawg, what be goin through that fuckin brain of yours?Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for? Sing along
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[Eminem]Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah!) Well, then tell meWould you rather get felched or do the felching?Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you belchin' {*burps*}Burp, belch, then go back for a second helpingCould you dig what I'm sayin, man? Could you smell me?I want you to feel like my stepfather felt me (uhmm...)Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin(Shady, what the fuck you saying?) I don't know - HELP ME!What the fuck's happening?! I think I'm fucking MELLLTING!"Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well-being"NO, dad! I said NO! I don't need no help peeingI'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?I only get naked when the babysitter tells meShe showed me her a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea""Well, this is called 'Ass Rape' and we're shooting the jail scene"
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