We Made You
[Talking]Guess who? Did you miss me?Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!
[Chorus]When you walked through the door, it was clear to me (Clear to me!)You're the one who they adore, who they came to see (Who they came to see!)You're a rockstar (Baby!)Everybody wants you (Everybody wants you)Player!Who could really blame you? (Who could really blame you?)We're the ones who made you!
[Verse 1]Back by popular demandNow pop a little Zantax or antacid if you canYou're ready to tackle any task that is at handHow does it feel: Is it fantastic, is it grand?Well look at all the massive masses in the standsShady man, no, don't massacre the fansDamn, I think Kim Kardashian's a manShe stomped him, just 'cause he asked to put his handsOn her massive, gluteus maximus againSqueeze it and squash it and pass it to a friendCan he come back as nasty as he can?Yes he can, Cam, don't ask me this againHe does not mean to lesbian offendBut Lindsay, please come back to seein' menSamantha's a two, you're practically a tenI know you want me girl, in fact I see ya grinNow come in girl!
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[Verse 2]The enforcer, look at the more women to tortureWalk up to the cutest girl and Charlie-horse herSorry Portia, but what's Ellen DeGeneresHave that I don't? Are you tellin' me tenderness?Well I could be as gentle and as smooth as a gentlemanGive me my Ventolin inhaler and two XenadrineAnd I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner thenNail her, maybe say, "Hello to my little friend"Brit, forget K-Fed, let's cut out the middlemanForget him or you'll end up in the hospital againAnd this time it won't be for the Ritalin bingeForget them other men, girl pay them little attentionAnd little did I mention that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer, so sit on the benchMan, I swear them other guys you give 'em an inchThey take a mile, they got style, but it isn't Slim
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And that's why, my love, you never live withoutI know you want me girl'Cause I can see you checkin' me outAnd baby, you know, you know you want me tooDon't try to deny it, baby, I'm the only one for you
[Verse 3]Damn girl, I'm beginning to sprout then AlfalfaWhy should I wash my filthy mouth out?You think that's bad, you should hear the rest of my albumNever has their been such finesse and nostalgiaMan Cash, I don't mean to mess with ya gal butJessica Alba, put a breast in my mouth, bruhWowzers! I just made a mess in my trousersAnd they wonder why I keep dressing like ElvisLord help us, he's back and in his pink Alf shirtLookin' like someone shrinked his outfitI think he's bout to flip, JessicaRest assured, Superman's here to rescue yaCan you blame me? You're my Amy, I'm your BlakeMatter fact, make me a birthday cakeWith a sawblade in it to make my jailbreakBaby, I think you just met your soulmateNow break it down, girl!
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[Bridge]So baby, babyGet down, down, down (Baby!)Get down, down, down (Baby!)Get down, down, down (Baby!)Get down, get down (Baby!)Get down, down, down (Baby!)Get down, down, down (Baby!)Get down, down, down (Baby!)Get down, get down
[Talking]Oh Amy!Rehab never looked so good!I can't wait!I'm going back!Haha! Whoo!Dr. Dre2020Yeah!