The Headless Waltz
As above, so below, place your betsWhich way the head will rollMade in your image, we are at leastAs twisted and mean as thee'Fore your eyes, what a curious sightYour children have turned on youAnd you say, you don't sleep well at nightWell, we'll take care of that for you
Belle Marie AntoinetteLove the pearlsThey'll make a great tourniquetNever did as you should and you claimIt was all for our very own good'Twas a lie, a magnificent lieNow, your subjects have turned on youAnd you claim you had lots on your mindWell, we'll take care of that for you
Get that damn thing off her neckI'm the head of the board now I'm bored of her headSharpen up the blade, boys.What are you waiting for?Here's where we all get ahead!Wipe that damn smile off your faceOr we'll lop it off clean with our new guillotineSharpen up the blade boys, what are you waiting for?Here's where we all get ahead!
All my troubles, all my painStems from this thing that you call a "brain"Be my guest, sever me from the source of all my agonyWhat a shame, I've forgotten my nameWithout the use of my brain andMy, bet I'll sleep well tonightWithout this head of mine
Get this damn thing off my neckI'm the head of the board now I'm bored of my headSharpen up the blade, boysWhat are you waiting for?Here's where we all get ahead!Wipe that damn smile off your faceOr we'll lop it off clean with our new guillotineSharpen up the blade, boysBells are now tolling, soon heads will be rolling
Please Sir, for me, Sir,Won't you see if you see, Sir?Oh dear, I dreadI seem to have lost my headI think I left it aboutIt fell to the groundAnd I kicked it aroundHas anyone seen, no need to be mean,My bloody, fat, ugly head?
Please Miss, for me, Sis,Won't you see if you see, SisIt's got black hairAnd it's kickin' about in the squareI'm really not totally sure butI think that it might have rolled into the sewer.Has anyone seen, no need to be mean,My bloody, fat, ugly head?