One (Blake's Got A New Face)
Occident out on the weekendThat's the way that we relax
English Breakfast tastes like DarjeelingBut she's too cute to even ask
Blake's got a new face (Blake's got a new face)
Nastiness will cause your doomTurn and walk back to your room
The precedent's already set nowYou spend a week in Old San Juan
Spanish brownstone with chairs of leatherAnd Spanish waves to roll along
Majesty's not overheardCryptographs can't stand the word
Oh your collegiate grief has left you dowdy in sweatshirtsAbsolute horror!