Grace Kelly
'I wanna talk to you.''The last time we talked, Mr. Smith, you reduced me to tears. I promise you it won't happen again.'
Do I attract you?Do I repulse you with my queasy smile?Am I too dirty?Am I too flirty?Do I like what you like?
I could be wholesomeI could be loathsomeI guess I'm a little bit shyWhy don't you like me?Why don't you like me without making me try?
I tried to be like Grace KellyBut all her looks were too sadSo I try a little FreddieIve gone identity mad!
I could be brownI could be blueI could be violet skyI could be hurtfulI could be purpleI could be anything you likeGotta be greenGotta be meanGotta be everything moreWhy don't you like me?Why don't you like me?Why don't you walk out the door!
'Getting angry doesn't solve anything.'
How can I help itHow can I help itHow can I help what you think?Hello my babyHello my babyPutting my life on the brinkWhy don't you like meWhy don't you like meWhy don't you like yourself?Should I bend over?Should I look older just to be put on your shelf?
I tried to be like Grace KellyBut all her looks were too sadSo I try a little FreddieIve gone identity mad!
I could be brownI could be blueI could be violet skyI could be hurtfulI could be purpleI could be anything you likeGotta be greenGotta be meanGotta be everything moreWhy don't you like me?Why don't you like me?Why don't you walk out the door!
Say what you want to satisfy yourselfBut you only want what everybody else says you should want
I could be brownI could be blueI could be violet skyI could be hurtfulI could be purpleI could be anything you likeGotta be greenGotta be meanGotta be everything moreWhy don't you like me?Why don't you like me?Walk out the door!(×2)
'Humphry! We're leaving.'Cha-ching!