You're Pitiful
My life is brilliant...
What, was I too early? I'm sorry.Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?Okay, now? Now?
My life is brilliantYour life's a jokeYou're just patheticYou're always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniformreally ain't impressin' meYou're sufferin' from delusions ofAdequacy
You're pitiful [X3]It's true
Never had a dateThat ya couldn't inflateAnd ya smell repulsive tooWhat a bummer bein' you
Well ya just can't danceAnd forget romanceEverybody you know still calls yaFarty Pants...But you always have a job well I meanAs long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
You're pitiful [X3]It's true
You're half undressedEatin' chips of your chestWhile you're playin' Halo 2No one's classier than you
Lalala laLalala laLalala la Loser
You're pitiful [X3]It's true
Your dog would much ratherPlay fetch by itself
You still live with your Mom and you're 42
Guess you'll never grow a clueWhen it just sucks to be you