Yoda
I met him in a swamp down in DagobahWhere it bubbles all the timeLike a giant carbonated sodaS-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a logI asked him his nameAnd in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"Y-O-D-A, YodaYo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seenA guy who looks like a muppetBut he's wrinkled and greenOh, my YodaYo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understandHow he can lift me in the airJust by raising his handOh, my YodaYo-yo-yo-yo YodaYo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I left home just a week beforeAnd I've never ever been a Jedi beforeBut Obi Wan, he set me straight, of courseHe said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force."
Well I'm not the kind that would argue with BenSo it looks like I'm gonna start all over againWith my YodaYo-yo-yo-yo YodaYo-yo-yo-yo YodaYodaYo-yo-yo-yo YodaYo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
So I used the ForceI picked up a boxI lifted some rocksWhile I stood on my headWell, I won't forget what Yoda said
He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker sideAnd if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide."Oh, my YodaYo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyedBut remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed."Oh, my YodaYo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Well, I heard my friends really got in a messSo I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guessBut I know that I'll be coming back some dayI'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray
The long-term contract I had to signSays I'll be making these movies till the end of timeWith my YodaYo-yo-yo-yo YodaYo-yo-yo-yo YodaYoda Yo-yo-yo-yo YodaYo-yo-yo-yo YodaYoda Yo-yo-yo-yo YodaYo-yo-yo-yo YodaYoda Yo-yo-yo-yo YodaYo-yo-yo-yo YodaYoda Yo-yo-yo-yo YodaYo-yo-yo-yo YodaYoda Yo-yo-yo-yo YodaYo-yo-yo-yo YodaYoda Yo-yo-yo-yo YodaYo-yo-yo-yo Yoda