It's A Miracle
Miraculous you call it babeYou ain't seen nothing yetThey got Pepsi in the AndesThey got McDonald's in TibetYosemite's been turned intoA golf course for the JapsAnd the Dead Sea is alive with rap
Between the Tigris and EuphratesThere's a leisure center nowThey got all kinds of sportsThey got Bermuda shortsThey had sex in PennsylvaniaA Brazilian grew a treeAnd a doctor in ManhattanSaved a dying man for free
It's a miracleIt's a miracleIt's a miracleAnother miracle
By the grace of God AlmightyAnd the pressures of marketplaceThe human race has civilized itselfIt's a miracle
We got warehouses of butterWe got oceans of wineWe got famine when we need itWe got designer crimeWe got MercedesWe got PorscheFerrari and Rolls RoyceYeahWe got choice
She said meet meIn the Garden of Gethsemane my dearThe Lord said Peter I can seeYour house from hereAn honest manFinally reaped what he had sownAnd a farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan
It's a miracleIt's a miracleIt's a miracleAnother miracle
By the grace of God AlmightyAnd pressures of marketplaceThe human race has civilized itselfIt's a miracle
We cower in our sheltersWith our hands over our earsLloyd-Webber's awful stuffRuns for years and years and yearsAn earthquake hits the theaterBut the operetta lingersThen the piano lid comes downAnd breaks his fucking fingersIt's a miracle