5.01 A.M. (The Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hiking)
An angel on a HarleyPulls across to greet a fellow rolling stonePuts his bike up on its standLeans back and then extendsA scarred and greasy hand, he said
He said:"How ya doin bro?...where ya been?...where ya goin?"Then he takes your handIn some strange Californian handshakeAnd breaks the bone
Angels Moll: "Have a nice day"
A housewife from EncinoWhose husband's on the golf courseHaWith his book of rules
[Shoop shoop shoop]
Breaks and makes a 'U' and idles backTo take a second look at you
[You flex your rod]You flex your rod[Fish takes the hook]Fish takes the hook[Woaaa]Sweet vodka and tobacco in her breath[Hu-hu-hu]Another number in your little black book
[These are the pros and cons of hitchhikingThese are the pros and cons of hitchhiking]Oh babe, I must be dreaming
I was standing on the leading edgeThe Eastern seaboard spread before my eyes"Jump" said Yoko Ono"I'm too scared and too good looking" I cried
"Go on," she says"Why don't you give it a try?Why prolong the agonyAll men must die"
Do you remember Dick Tracy?Do you remember Shane?Joey :"And mother wants you"[Shoop shoop shoop]Could you see him selling ticketsWhere the buzzard circles overJoey :"Shane"The body on the plain
Did you understand the music YokoOr was it all in vain?Joey :"Shane!"The bitch said something mystical["Herro"]So I stepped back on the curb again, wooh
[These are the pros and cons of hitchhikingThese are the pros and cons of hitchhiking]Oh babe, I must be dreaming again
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