Topsyturvey-World
If the butterfly courted the bee,And the owl the porcupine;If churches were built in the sea,And three times one was nine;If the pony rode his master,If the buttercups ate the cows,If the cat had the dire disasterTo be worried by the mouse;If mama sold the babyTo a gypsy for half a crown;If a gentleman was a lady,-The world would be Upside-Down!If any or all of these wondersShould ever come about,I should not consider them blunders,For I should be Inside-Out!