The Party Song
[whisper]Here you go motherfuckers...
Do you want to come to a partyMy friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30This things at a frat house but the people are cool thereReluctant I followed but I never dreamed thereWould be someone there who would catch my attentionI wasn't out searching for love or affectionSo I paid my 3 and the girls got in freeShine the beer for tequila and we headed into the party
And then in the backyard some terrible ska bandSomeone in the background was doing a keg standThis place is so lame all these girls look the sameAll thse guys have no game I wish I would have stayedIn my bed back at home watching TV aloneWhere I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phoneFar from people I hate down from anywhere stateTrying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party
And then I saw her standing thereWith green eyes and long blond hairShe wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed thatShe might be the one maybe we'd have some funMaybe we'd watch the sun riseBut that night I learned some girls try too hardSome girls try too hardSome girls try too hard to impressWith the way that they dressWith those things on their chestsAnd the things they suggest to me
I couldn't believe what this lady was sayingThe names she was dropping the games she was playingShe dated this guy who now rides for Black FlysHow she's down with the wise well constructed disguiseNow I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate thisHer volume of makeup her fake tits were tastelessSo I said I'd call her but never would botherUntil I got turned down by another girl at a party
So when you see her standing thereWith green eyes and long blonde hairShe won't be wearing underwear and you'll discoverThis girl's not the one and she'll never be funYou should just turn and runBecause you'll find out that some girls try too hardSome girls try too hardAnd some girls try too hard to impressWith the way that they dressWith those things on their chestAnd the things they suggest to me
Some girls try too hardSome girls try too hard