What's My Age Again?
I took her out, it was a Friday nightI wore cologne to get the feeling rightWe started making out and she took off my pantsBut then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time that she walked away from meNobody likes you when you're 23And are still more amused by TV showsWhat the hell is ADD?My friends say I should act my ageWhat's my age again?What's my age again?
Then later on, on the drive homeI called her mom from a pay phoneI said I was the copsAnd your husband's in jailThis state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on meNobody likes you when you're 23And are still more amused by prank phone callsWhat the hell is caller ID?My friends say I should act my ageWhat's my age again?What's my age again?
And that's about the time she walked away from meNobody likes you when you're 23And you still act like you're in freshman yearWhat the hell is wrong with me?My friends say I should act my ageWhat's my age again?What's my age again?
That's about the time that she broke up with meNo one should take themselves so seriouslyWith many years ahead to fall in lineWhy would you wish that on me?I never wanna act my ageWhat's my age again?What's my age again?