Weird Al Yankovic "UHF" lyrics

UHF

Put down your remote controlThrow out your TV GuidePut away your jacketThere's no need to go outsideDon't you know that we control the horizontalWe control the vertical, tooWe gonna make a couch potato out of youThat's what we gonna do now

Don't change the channelDon't touch that dialWe got it all on UHFKick off your sneakersStick around for a whileWe got it all on UHFDon't worry 'bout your laundryForget about your jobJust crank up the volumeAnd yank off the knobWe got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF

Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sinkYou better put away your homeworkPrime time ain't no time to thinkAll you do is make yourself a TV dinnerPress your face right up against the screenWe gonna show you things you ain't ever seenIf you know what I mean, now

Don't change the channelDon't touch that dialWe got it all on UHFKick off your sneakersStick around for a whileWe got it all on UHFDon't worry 'bout your laundryForget about your jobJust crank up the volumeAnd yank off the knobWe got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF

You can watch us all dayYou can watch us all nightYou can watch us any time that you pleaseYou can sit around and stare at the picture tube'Till your brain turns into cottage cheeseWell, now

Don't change the channelDon't touch that dialWe got it all on UHFKick off your sneakersStick around for a whileWe got it all on UHFDon't worry 'bout your laundryForget about your jobJust crank up the volumeAnd yank off the knobWe got it all, we got it all, we got it all on UHF

We got it all on UHF...

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