Online
I work down at the pizza pitAnd I drive an old HyundaiI still live with my mom and dadI'm 5'3 and overweight
I'm a Sci-Fi fanaticMild asthmaticNever been to 2nd baseBut there's a whole nother meThat you need to seeGo check out MySpace
'cause online I'm out in HollywoodI'm 6'5 and I look damn goodI drive a MaseratiI'm a black belt in KarateAnd I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysteriousI tell 'em I don't want nothing serious'cause even on a slow day I can have a three wayChat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler onlineSo much cooler online
I get home, I kiss my momAnd she fixes me a snackI head down to my basement bedroomAnd fire up my Mac
In real life the only time IEver even been to L.A.Was when I got the chance with the marching bandTo play tuba in the Rose Parade.
Online I live in MalibuI posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQI'm single and I'm richAnd I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysteriousI tell 'em I don't want nothing serious'cause even on a slow day I can have a three wayChat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler onlineYeah I'm cooler online
When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a dateLet alone a real girlfriendBut I grow another footAnd I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in
Online I'm out in HollywoodI'm 6'5 and I look damn goodEven on a slow day, I can have a three wayChat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler onlineYeah I'm cooler onlineI'm so much cooler onlineYeah I'm cooler online