Bomb New Jersey
There's a magical land I knowA place where I grew upAnd I'd make a deal with the devil himselfTo see that place blown up
There in that interesting land I knowWhere no one has a brainThey all wear jeans that are acid washedAnd yet they think I'm insane
I would get down on my kneesAnd service the JapaneseTill i reek of old sushi, but pleaseBomb New JerseyI would happily kowtow to my new leader Chairman MaoI would even learn Chinese, just pleaseBomb New Jersey
I would go tell Jong Ill Kim that they're making fun of himIn a kimchi-hating town that's known as New JerseyBetter yet I've got a plan, I will convince PakistanThat India can be found somewhere in New Jersey
New Jersey is the place where i grew upThey pelted me with rocks and garbageI guess it's tough to be a fruit in the Garden StateAnd if you have a sexy girlfriendThen they're doubly irate
I would climb a rocky crag and plant a Russian flagOn a smoldering hole once knownAs New JerseyOh, it would be a tragic loss if both Bon Jovi and The BossAre somewhere out of state when the DanesNuke New Jersey
It's a place named after a sweatshirtSo what more can you expect sir?And if you try to express your individualityThey will throw you to the groundAnd they'll kick you in the teethLike they did to me
The bombs come down on Morris TownAnd Trenton's up in flamesNewark we drowned, then burnt it downBut Elizabeth still smells the sameMany butts will breach on Marmanth beachWe'll erase Orange from site
But before I leave this land I loatheI bid New Jersey Goodnight