Bo Burnham "Sad" lyrics

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Sad

(Get on my level, Madison,Just picture a depressed onion cutting itself.)

I met a homeless man named Rich (He wasn't)Isn't that terrible?I saw a flyer for a lost dog and the dog didn't have any legsI saw a diabetic kid trick or treatingI saw a giraffe who had a short neckThat was sad or a deer

I saw an old man get hit by a trainHe didn't see it in the pouring rainHe didn't hear me shout, "Look out for the train!"'Cause I didn't say anythingI just thought to myself, "Oh this is gonna be sad."And it was, I'm a genius

I saw a man with only one eye in a 3D movieI saw a little boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpseI saw a kitten stuck in a tree then the kitten jumped off and he hung itselfI saw a boy who had red hair

I went to a store looking for something to buyBut they only sold paintings of the same sad guyNo, wait—this store sells mirrorsSee what I did there?

Let's rockNo

The world's so sad, brosPain, genocide, war, racism, sexismBut I gotta remember there's good things about it tooLike the fact that none of that's happening to me, score!Still though it's hard not to be sad about itHow do y'all do it?I've been telling you, guys, terribly sad things this whole song. You haven't been sad at allYou've been...You've been happy, no,You've been laughingThat's it, laughter, it's the key to everythingIt's the way to solve all the sadness in the worldI mean, not for the people that are actually sad, but for the people like us who've gotta fucking deal with 'em all the timeBeing a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero!The world isn't sad. The world's funny! I'm a sociopath!

I saw an old man slip and fall—hey, what a fucking idiotI saw a woman at her daughter's funeral—ha ha ha! Classic comedy!Everything that once was sad is somehow funny nowThe Holocaust and 9/11?That shit's funny 24/7'Cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about,Because my empathy is bumming me outGoodbye, sadness! Hello, jokes.

Trist

(Kom op på mit niveau, Madison,Bare forestil jer et deprimeret løg, der skærer i sig selv)

Jeg mødte en hjemløs men, der hed Rich1Er det ikke forfærdeligt?Jeg så en løbeseddel om en forsvunden hund, og hunden havde ingen benJeg så et sukkersygt barn, der raslede til halloweenJeg så en giraf, som havde en kort halsDet var trist... eller et rådyr

Jeg så en gammel man blive ramt af et togHan så det i den silende regnHan hørte mig ikke råbe "Pas på toget!"For jeg sagde ikke nogetJeg tænke bare til mig selv "Åh, det her bliver trist"Og jeg havde ret, jeg er genial

Jeg så en enøjet mand i en 3D-filmJeg så en lille dreng tabe sin isvaffel lige ned på sin mors ligJeg så en killing side fast i et tre, så sprang killingen ned og hang sig selvJeg så en rødhåret knægt

Jeg tog hen til en butik for at finde noget at købeMen de solgte kun malerier af den samme, triste fyrVent lidt—den her butik sælger spejleForstod i den?

Så' der rick!Nej

Verden er så trist, vennerSmerte, folkemord, krig, sexisme, racismeMen jeg må huske, at der også er gode ting ved detSå som at intet af det sker for mig, fedt!Men alligevel, det er svært ikke at blive nedtrykt over detHvordan gør I det?Jeg har fortalt jer forfærdeligt triste ting hele sangen igennem. I har jo slet ikke været ked af detI har...I har været glade, nejI har grinetDet er jo det, latter, det er løsningen til det heleDet er sådan, vi løser alt det triste i verdenAltså, ikke for dem, som faktisk er kede af det, men dem af os som skal fucking leve med dem hele tidenDet at være en komiker er ikke at være en ufølsom nar, som tjener på offentlighedens allermest dyriske impulser, det er at være en helt!Verden er ikke trist, verden er skæg! Jeg er sociopat!

Jeg så en gammel man glide og falde—hey, sikke en fucking klaptorskJeg så en kvinde til hendes datters begravelse—ha ha ha! Tykipsk komedie!Alt trist er på en eller anden måde sjovt nuHolocaust og nine eleven?Det lort er sjovt firetyve syvFor tragedie bliver eksklusivt lavet sjov medFor min empati giver mig nedtur påFarvel, sorg! Goddag, jokes.

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