Bo Burnham "Ironic" lyrics

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Ironic

My dog's stomach was very upset, so I put in the car and we went to the vet& on our way to the vet, I killed a cat.& I said, isn't that ironic?

I adopted a child from overseas to rescue it from child labor factories.& On his very first birthday we went to build a bear workshopIsn't that i-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-c a water park has burned to the ground & tow truck has broken down. I always use to cry when I laugh,But then I was raped by a clown.Isn't this ironic?

I was watching Al Gore on CNN,He was talking, and talking, and talking,& then out of boredom my pet polar bear shot himself. Isn't that ironic?

I dated an animal rights activist & one day she got really pissedI was eating veal that was wrapped in PETA bread.Isn't that i-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-c

I'm a stand up comic & I always sit & slouch& I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull out couch.Isn't that i-r-o-n-i-c-i-n-o-r-i-r-o-n-i-cYeah if everyday you played the boardgame Risk, you'd probably never taken a risk in your life& Monopoly has far from a strangle hold in the boardgame market.A little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from operation& I can't grow a beard... that one's not Ironic, that one's just sad.

Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant.

My grandpa had alzheimers and one day we were

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