On the Tequila
Bring on the Tequila, ohI'm fire on Tequila, oh
My friends and I meet hours beforeWe make some home-made pizzaWe do some funny bits back and forthMy knees buckle, I laugh so hardWe might end three sheets to windAnd who knows where we'll wind upAll I know is there's a car waitingAnd we'll figure that out after
I have to keep my eye on my old friend from high schoolWe've known each other for the longest timeShe has trouble with her limits, so to speakShe can hoist a really good kick in the butt when she's excitedShe doesn't do it so much anymore'Cause we're all on to her
Bring on the Tequila, ohI'm fire on Tequila, ohHostess most on Tequila, ohBestest friends on Tequila, oh
Then there's my other pretty friend from high schoolThe predator in me is put to shame by the predator in herAnd know I've reeled it inbut it'll be interesting to see how much she's done as wellThen there's my friend from ChigagoGod, do I love all people from Chicago?All ready to light up the barbequeAnd be the heartbeat on debauchery
Bring on the Tequila, ohI'm fire on Tequila, ohHostess most on Tequila, ohBestest friends on Tequila, oh
Then there's my Canadian friendWhat a fabulous mom she's become!She's been tortured in this sense for the last many of monthsFor obvious reasonsShe was like, "hey, where was this part of you when I wasn't pregnant?"I laughed and did a shot in her honorAs I conversed with her belly
Bring on the Tequila, ohI'm fire on Tequila, ohHostess most on Tequila, ohBestest friends on Tequila, oh
Then there's my Cupid friendShe sure knows how to dress, that oneShe's a wise and worldly girlBut you gotta watch that medicationMy favorite beverage is taken to a whole other level on itI'm not worried about her, I'll coast around the roomWhile I trust she'll temper
My brother came to visit meAnd now he's used to hanging with me and cracking upBut he had no idea about my built up toleranceNo idea about how manipulative I've becomeI would seruptitiously put it in front of him without him askingIn a pretty little shot glassHis smirk and cackle would only egg me on
Bring on the Tequila, ohI'm fire on Tequila, ohHostess most on Tequila, ohBestest friends on Tequila, oh