Your Gay Friend
Hey hey, here comes no oneAnother friend to have a go onAnd she asks me do I miss her when she's gone?And I reply "As much as I miss anyone"
And I'll be your gay friend'Cause your marriage never endsTill we fuck and fight againThere's a space between us
So jump into my bedOr pretend the world is deadAlways in my headIs the face between us
Hey Lord, forgive us if we're wrongAnd make sure that he never hears this songAnd she says that I'm the opposite of a Hallmark cardShe asks me how I'm feeling, wellI don't want to think that hard
And I'll be your gay friend'Cause your marriage never endsTill we fuck and fight againThere's a space between us
Jump into my bedAnd pretend the world is deadAnd always in my headIs the face between us
It's the late show nowHow does the late show end?Well, god is in the detailsThank god that you're my friendI have a friend againYou are my friend againMy gay friend
So jump into my bedOr pretend the world is deadAnd always in my headIs this face between us
And I'll be your gay friend'Cause your marriage never endsTill we fuck and fight againThere's a space between us