If I Only Had A Brain
I could wile away the hoursConferrin' with the flowersConsultin' with the rainAnd my head I'd be scratchin'While my thoughts were busy hatchin'If I only had a brain
I'd unravel every riddleFor any individ'leIn trouble or in pain
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'I could be another LincolnIf I only had a brain
Oh, I could tell you whyThe ocean's near the shoreI could think of things I never thunk beforeAnd then I'd sit and think some more
I would not be just a nothinMy head all full of stuffin'My heart all full of painPerhaps I deserve youAnd be even worthy erve youIf I only had a brain
I could wile away the hoursConferrin' with the flowersConsultin' with the rainAnd my head I'd be scratchin'While my thoughts were busy hatchin'If I onlyIf I only had a brain