Eminem "The Real Slim Shady" lyrics

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The Real Slim Shady

May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat: will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the doorand started whooping her ass worse than beforethey first were divorce, throwing her over furniture (Ahh!)It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)Feminist women love Eminem

"Slim Shady, I'm sick of himLook at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-whatFlipping the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedroomsSometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can'tbut it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris isOf course they gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit fourth gradeThey got the Discovery Channel don't they?"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibalswho cut other people open like cantaloupes (SLURP)But if we can hump dead animals and antelopesthen there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope(EWWW!) But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidoteWomen wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[Chorus: x2]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitating.So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!You think I give a damn about a Grammy?Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsso I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durstand hear 'em argue over who she gave head to firstYou little bitch, put me on blast on MTV"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"I should download her audio on MP3and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (AHHH!)I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy meso I have been sent here to destroy you (bzzzt)And there's a million of us just like mewho cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like mewho dress like me; walk, talk and act like meand just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus x2]

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving youthings you joke about with your friends inside your living roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say itin front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at allI just get on the mic and spit itand whether you like to admit it (ERR) I just shit itbetter than ninety percent of you rappers out canThen you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiumsIt's funny; cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirtyI'll be the only person in the nursing home flirtingPinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with JergensAnd I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workingAnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurkingHe could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings(HACH) Or in the parking lot, circlingScreaming "I don't give a fuck!"with his windows down and his system upSo, will the real Shady please stand up?And put one of those fingers on each hand up?And be proud to be outta your mind and outta controland one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus x4]

Ha haGuess there's a Slim Shady in all of usFuck it, let's all stand up

The True Slim Shady

Attention, ladies and gentlemenMay I have your attention, please?Would the genuine Slim Shady kindly rise?I reiterate: would the authentic Slim Shady kindly rise?We may encounter a predicament here...

You all act as if you've never seen a Caucasian person beforeJaws drooping to the floor like Pam, like Tommy barging through the entranceAnd assaulting her far worse than beforeWhen they initially divorced, tossing her across the furniture (Ahh!)It's the reappearance of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're joking,He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"And Dr. Dre remained silent... you fools!Dr. Dre is deceased, he's locked away in my basement! (Ha-ha!)Feminist women adore Eminem

"Slim Shady, I'm fed up with himLook at him, strolling around grabbing his you-know-whatMocking the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so adorable!"Yes, I may have a few screws loose in my headBut no worse than the debauchery taking place in your parents' bedroomsSometimes, I yearn to speak my mind on television, but I can'tYet it's acceptable for Tom Green to violate a deceased moose"My posterior is on your lips, my posterior is on your lips"And if I'm fortunate, you might even give it a gentle peckAnd that's the message we are imparting to young childrenAnd then we expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris isOf course, they will be aware of what sexual intercourse entailsBy the time they reach fourth gradeDon't they have access to the Discovery Channel?"We are nothing more than mammals.." Well, some of us are cannibalsWho dissect others like cantaloupes (SLURP)But if we can engage in sexual acts with deceased animals and antelopesThen there's no reason why two men cannot marry(EWWW!) But if you share my sentiments, I have the remedyWomen, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

[Chorus: x2]Because I am Slim Shady, yes, I am the genuine ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are simply imitating.So, wouldn't the real Slim Shady kindly rise,kindly rise, kindly rise?

Will Smith does not need profanity in his lyrics to sell records;well, I do, so screw him, and screw you too!Do you think I care about winning a Grammy?Half of you critics cannot even stomach me, let alone tolerate me"But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn't that be strange?"Why? So you all can deceive me into being here?Just so you can seat me next to Britney Spears?Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch seats with meSo I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred DurstAnd listen to them argue over who she performed oral sex on firstYou little bitch, putting me on blast on MTV"Yeah, he's attractive, but I believe he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"I should download her audio on MP3And show the entire world how you gave Eminem a sexually transmitted infection (AHHH!)I'm tired of you little boy and girl groups, all you do is irritate meSo I've been sent here to annihilate you (bzzzt)And there are millions of individuals just like meWho curse like me; who simply don't care like meWho dress like me, walk, talk, and act like meAnd may just be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus x2]

I am like a cerebral trip to listen to, because I am only providing youWith things you joke about with your friends within the confines of your living roomThe only difference is I have the audacity to say itIn front of all of you, and I don't have to be fake or sugarcoat anythingI just pick up the microphone and express myselfAnd whether you like to acknowledge it (ERR) I simply speak the truthBetter than ninety percent of the rappers out thereThen you wonder how children devour these albums like tranquilizersIt's amusing; because at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty years oldI'll be the only elderly person still flirtingPinching the nurses' buttocks while masturbating with JergensAnd I'm trying, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't effectiveAnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurkingHe could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings(HACH) Or in the parking lot, driving in circlesShouting, "I don't give a fuck!"With his windows down and his sound system turned upSo, will the genuine Shady kindly rise?And raise a finger on both hands?And proudly embrace your insanity and lack of controlAnd one more time, as loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus x4]

Ha haI suppose there is a Slim Shady within all of usForget it, let's all stand up

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