My 1st Single
[Eminem]Ohhhhhh! Yeah!So much for first single on this one
[Verse 1]Shady's the label Aftermath is the stable {*neighing*}That the horses come out of {erra} of course we're about to {stir} upSome shit thick as Ms. Buttersworth's {syrup}It's the Mr. Picked-on-Christopher-Reeves just for no reasonOther than just to tease him, cause he was his biggest {*belch*} fanHe used to be SupermanNow we're pourin liquor, on the curb in his, name for him"Eminem you wait 'til we meet up again, fuckerI'm kickin your ass for everything you've ever, said"It goes one for the money two for the fuckin show, ready, get set let's goHere comes the buckin broncoStompin and stampedin up the damn street like dem buffalo soldiersI told ya I'm bout to blow, so look out below, GeronimoMotherfuckers is dominoes, I'm on a rollAround and around I go - when will I stop? I don't knowTryin to pick up where "The Eminem Show" left offBut I know anything's possible, though I'm not gonna top what I soldI'm at the top of my game, that shit is not gonna changeLong as I got Dr. Dre on my team I'll get away with murderI'm like O.J., he's like my Cochran todayWe keep the Mark Fuhrman tapes, in a safe, locked them away {*slam*}Better watch what you say, just when you thought you were safeThem fuckers got you on tape, you swear to God you was playinWhether or not you was little Joshua, gosh I wish I coulda told yaTo not do the same, cause one day it could cost you your name
[Hook]And this was supposed to be my first single {*burp*}But I just fucked that off soFuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle {*burp*}Slap a bitch and smack a hoThis was supposed to be my catchy little jingle {*fart*}That you hear on your radioBut shit's about to hit the shingle {*fart*}Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no {erra}Oh, ah {erra} oh, ah{erra} Oh, ah {erra} oh oh ah ahOh, ah {erra} oh, ah{erra} Oh, ah {erra} poo poo ca ca
[Verse 2]{Erra erra} Erick swallowed some generic sleeping pillsAnd woke up in bed next to his best friend Derreck bare naked{chiga chigga Jigga jigga} Janean just turned 16 and used a fake IDTo sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly - he he he he he heTo be so young and naiveOh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and carefreeParis and Nicky's parents must be so tickled they cherish every pictureWith their kids with hickeys all over their necksHickory dickory {Dirk Diggler} look at me {work} wizardryWith these words - am I a jerk or just jerk chicken?Or {chiga chigga chig chig jer chig jer} jerkin' the chain22 jerks in a jerk circle, or is it a circle jerk?Wait a minute, what am I sayin? Allow me to run it backAnd rewind it {blblblblblblblb well} let me ask you againAm I just jerkin your chain, am I beserk or insane?Or am I just one of them damn amateurs workin the damn cameraFilmin one of them Paris Hilton homemade pornosWho keeps tiltin the lens at an angle {chigga chigga}Just recently somebody just discoveredBritney and Justin videotapes of them fuckinWhen they were just Mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club and dusted 'emAnd went straight to The Source with themCause they coulda sworn someone saidNuh - and then tried to erase and record over itBut if you listen close enough to it you can hear theUhh, uhh, and then they come-toFind out it, was-Justin sayin "I'm go-nna cum!"
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[Verse 3]Any opinions or somethin you just wanna get off your chestAnd address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear itAll you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this numberIt's 1-800-I'm-A-Dick-Sucker, I love to suck a dickAnd if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about meJust type in your number back and follow it by the pound keyAnd I'll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a dayThat I fall out with Dre, wake up gay, and make up with Ray (hey!)So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, beat a chickenEat a chicken like it's a big cock, ba-ca-BA-KAWK!Or suck a dick, and lick a dick, and eat a dick, and stick a dickIn your mouth, I'm done you can fuck off, fucka-FUCK-OFF!
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