Backstabber
[Police voice]Attention all units, attention all unitsWe have an All Points Bulletin out on a man with green hairI repeat, we have an APB on a man with green hairHe's armed with a knife, I repeat, he's armed with a knifeProceed with caution, watch your back fella'sHe could be coming at your girlfriend next
[Verse 1]There's a joker on the loose from the psychiatric wardHis face is up on the bulletin board with a rewardHe'll stab you with a sword don't be fooled by his charmHe's probably armed with intent to do bodily harmRing the alarm, look for a man with green hairCheck at your girl's house, he was last seen thereHe's has a mean stare but usually crack's jokesGood luck on your mission and guard your backs folks
[Hook]I make you think you're a best friend thenWhy I oughtaHit a bitch snake from the back, I make you think you're a best friend thenWhy I oughtaStay away from him he ain't no good!
[Verse 2]We got the walkie-talkies to keep us all informedSuited up head to toe in detective uniformsOur unit storms in, we split the ghetto in sectorsLocking down every block and put up metal detectorsProtectors and be sure that you stand closeWatch each others backs and guard your command postAnd most of all be advised that he's wiseHe could be disguised as one of your very own guys
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[Verse 3]I'm on a solo mission to find him personallyTo settle the score and beat then him mercifullyFor what he first did to meIt's sure to be the lastFollowing footprints with a magnifying glassTo drag his lying ass back to his padded cellI'm mad as hell, on the trail of the tattle tailI heard a yell the voice sounded familiar"Give me your girlfriend or I'm gonna kill ya"
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[Verse 4]I followed the voice that led down a flight of stepsSneezing at dust, and swinging at the spider-websInside the depths of his basementI taste lint in my mouth, then the lights in the place... went!I saw my life flash in front of my eyesI felt a butcher knife slash at one of my thighsNone of my guys knew where I'm at I was doomedThen I remembered the flashlight in my costume
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[Verse 5]Dealing with backstabber's there was one thing I learnedThey're only powerful when you got your back turnedI yearned for the day that we finally met againSo I can give him a taste of his own medicineHe shed his skin, then he promised to come cleanI took his butcher knife and jabbed it into his spleenCut him at the seam then dragged the fella homeBeating him over the head with the telephone
[Police voice]Attention all cars, attention all carsUnit 313 has apprehended the suspectHe's going back to the crazy home, I repeatHe's going back to the crazy home, job well done!
[Outro]I make you think you're a best friend thenWhy I oughtaHit a bitch snake from the back, I make you think you're a best friend thenWhy I oughtaStay away from him he ain't no good!I make you think you're a best friend thenWhy I oughtaHit a bitch snake from the back, I make you think you're a best friend thenWhy I oughtaStay away from him he ain't no good!I make you think you're a best friend thenWhy I oughtaHit a bitch snake from the back, I make you think you're a best friend thenWhy I oughtaStay away from him he ain't no good!