[Verse 1]I’m the American Dream, I’m the definiton of white trash ballin’I’m right back on em, with a (chicka chicka chicka)I can’t call it; same shit, different toiletOh, you got a nice ass, darlingCan’t wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spinWhat you mean we ain't fuckin’, you take me for a friend?Lemme tell you the whole story of Shady’s originYou’ll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door againNow, it all started with my fatherI must’ve got my pimpin' genes from him, the way he left my mommaI’m a rolling stone, just like him, word to Johnny DramaKeep my entourage with me, baby I’m making a promiseThere ain't nobody as bomb as me, I’m as calm as the breezeI’m the bee’s knees, his legs, and his armsI'm a superstar girl, I’m ready for you, mamaWhy you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas
[Hook]So bad, I’m so good (that I’m so bad)I guarantee I’ll be the greatest thing you ever hadCause you ain't never met nobody like meAnd you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again
[Verse 2]I'm equivalent to a shot of CuervoFirst I’ll kiss your navel, work my way downBaby you can lay down on the tableBut you may wanna find something more stableI told you I ain't fooling from the gate, this ain't the first day of AprilBut thank you for staying, AprilI'mma make you learn to appreciate me, differentiate meFrom these phony, little fishy and sissy fake G’sSkip over the "huggy bear", and all the "kissy face", pleaseInitiate Phase 3, missy, now service meTake another shot of Jäger, shake it so nervouslyTake your time baby, oh you’re the bomb babyOh you’re doing that even better than your mom, ladyI told you why I’m Shady, you didn't listen, now did you?Relax woman, you know that I’m only kidding with youGot a twisted sense of humor, its warped, but I didn't hit youI think you’re finally starting to get the picture, I’m just
[Bridge]Call me dynamite...dynamite...dynamite, soulCall me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite soulI can hold you in the morning but in the evening I gotta goCause I'm on to the next girl and the next girl I kind of like
[Verse 3]I got you caught up in the raptureMake you recapture the feelings you had forYour last boyfriend, before he slapped yaYou never wanted someone so bad, you'reSweating, but if I’m what you wantedWhy’d you panic when I grabbed ya?Girl, don't be so frantic, I’m just a hopeless romanticDon't try to fight the feeling of something that's so organicYou can’t ignore it, so don't just stand before itJust drop them panties to the floor, let’s get to camcordingDamn shawty, I told you this was bound to happenSoon as you wrote your number on the napkinI was bound to work a number on your backAnd throw your spine out of alignmentMy love has got you so blind thatYou couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a lineupSo stop at the store, pick a pint upLet's get the pineapple Schnapps goingNo one will knock cause I'mma hang a sign up saying "don't disturb"Shawty I’m so superb, I say the right thingsDon't I spit the dopest words?