Dr. West (Skit)
[Dr. West]"Morning, Marshall."
[Eminem]"Morning, doc."
[Dr. West]"So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?"
[Eminem]"Anxious."
[Dr. West]"Anxiety?"
[Eminem]"Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous."
[Dr. West]"Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now. Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a sponsor yet?"
[Eminem]"Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back"
[Dr. West]"Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't."
[Eminem]"Well, yeah, I mean I gotta start going to meetings first and... Wait, what?"
[Dr. West]"Well, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and it's not like like a requirement that they fit into your shedule, we know you're a busy person."
[Eminem]"But I thought sobriety was the most important thing?"
[Dr. West]"So what else are you thinking?"
[Eminem]"Um, well, I know I gotta start practising the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them."
[Dr. West]"Steps?"
[Eminem]"Yeah, steps."
[Dr. West]"There's a lot of them, aren't there?
[Eminem]"Well, twelve."
[Dr. West]"Christ, I don't even know them all."
[Eminem]"Really?"
[Dr. West]"Anything else?"
[Eminem]"Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in a situation where maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I get tempted to—"
[Dr. West]"Take a drink."
[Eminem]"What?"
[Dr. West]"Take a drink and y'know, take the edge off."
[Eminem]"Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take a drink I already know what that's gonna lead me to."
[Dr. West]"What, you mean these?" *shakes pills*
[Eminem]"Man, what the fuck?!"
[Dr. West/Slim Shady]"Marshall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts are we? Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall. We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall...? Marshall!?
[Eminem]"No, no, no, no, NO!"*Alarm beeps*"Oh shit!"