Sand In My Face
I looked in the mirror(What did you see looking at you?)I saw a nine stone weakling(What will you do?)
Dynamic tension waiting for you?Dynamic tension make a man out of you
I opened my magazine(What did you see?)I saw Mr. France(what did he have?)A girl on each shoulder(What else?)And one in his pants
Dynamic tension can do this for youDynamic tension make a man out ofYou you you you you
So our hero goes down to the beachHe's in real terrible shapeHis chick's been seen with big AlexThat mother kicked sand in his faceNow let me tell you about AlexHe's got:Hands like hamsKnees like trees200 lbsOf surfboard Hercules
Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to meI lost my girl down by the beachShe's with Alex and she's out of reachSo please Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to meI saw your body in an advert on T.V.But what convinced me was your money back guarantee
Now I'm stronger than Alex(Where is he now?)He's left in disgrace(Oh yeah?)'Cause I took back my girlfriend(Ha, ha, ha, ha)And kicked sand in his face(In his eyes, in his ears, in his nose)
Dynamic tension waiting for youDynamic tension make a man out of youDynamic tension, dynamic tensionDynamic tension, dynamic tension