Marriage Bureau Rendezvous
Well I've been looking after number one for too longAnd it seemed that love was passing me bySo I thought I better do something about itAnd that's why I'm sitting here looking cross the table at youThat's why I'm sitting here looking cross the table at you
Well a lonely man needs a marriage bureauWhere they sit you right down and you fill in a formWould you like a blonde or a black or a blue rinseDo you like 'em small, love 'em slim long and tallDo you like 'em small, love 'em slim long and tallOh no, too many questions
I'm looking for a girl like momma used to beShe's cooking up a dream,She's baking ecstasyWon't it be fine when I find her
Would I like to take her to a movie or the theaterWould I pick her up at home or would I like to meet herSomewhere we could take a good look at each otherSmile and say hello or walk awaySmile and say hello or walk away
So I'm squeaky clean in and out of the bathI never shaved so close beforeI'm gonna put on a tieI'm gonna shine up my shoesI'm gonna slick back my hairI've got nothing to loseOh, I'll be scenting so goodLike I'm drowning in a sea of cologne
(Hey) do you know you remind me of someone(Ooh) but I'm here making eyes at youAnd I think we're gonna say goodbye to the bureauClose the files, turn the page, start anewClose the files, turn the page, start anew