Mermaids
She was a catchWe were a matchI was the match that would fire up her snatchThere was a catchI was no matchI was fired from her crotchI sit around and watchThe mermaids sun themselves out on the rocksThey are beyond our touchI watch and watchWave at meThey wave at meThey wave and slipBack into the sea
[Chorus]And all the ones who comeAnd all the ones who goDown to the waterAnd all the ones who comeAnd all the ones who goDown to the sea
[Verse 2]I believe in GodI believe in mermaids tooI believe in 72 virgins on a chain (why not, why not)I believe in the RaptureFor I've seen your faceOn the floor of the oceanAt the bottom of the rainI do driver alertness courseI do husband alertness courseI do mermaid alertness courseWatch them out on the rocksWave at meThey wave at meThey wave and slipBack into the sea
[Chorus]And all the ones who comeAnd all the ones who goDown to the waterAnd all the ones who comeAnd all the ones who goDown to the seaAnd all the ones who comeAnd all the ones who goDown to the waterAnd all the ones who comeAnd all the ones who goDown to the sea