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Debbie just hit the wallshe never had it allone Prozac a dayhusbands a CPAher dreams went out the doorwhen she turned twenty fouronly been with one manwhat happen to her plan?
She was gonna be an actressshe was gonna be a starshe was gonna shake her asson the hood of white snake's carher yellow SUV is now the enemylooks at her average lifeand nothing has been alright since
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She's seen all the classicsshe knows every lineBreakfast Club, Pretty in Pinkeven Saint Elmo's Fireshe rocked out to whamnot a big Limp Bizkit fanthought she'd get a handon a member of Duran Duran
Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skinand who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halenwhen did reality become T.V.what ever happen to sitcoms, game shows(on the radio was)
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She hates time make it stopwhen did Mötley Crüe become classic rock?And when did Ozzy become an actor?Please make this stop, stop!And bring back
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