The last of the secret agents
He's never caught one spy untoldHe's never even caught a coldGot his degree from Disney LandBut he's the last of the secret agentsAnd he's my man
He's an underwhelming kind of sleuthHe thinks James Bond is some kind of suitHe's farther back than also ranBut he's the last of the secret agentsAnd he's my man
He'd come in third in a two-horse raceI've never had to slap his face(What a shame)But people try to understandHe's the last of the secret agentsAnd he's my man
He's the last of the secret agentsAnd he's my manHe's the last of the secret agentsAnd he's my man