Rasputin
There lived a certain man in Russia long agoHe was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glowMost people looked at him with terror and with fearBut to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacherFull of ecstasy and fireBut he also was the kind of teacherWomen would desire
Ra Ra RasputinLover of the Russian queenThere was a cat that really was goneRa Ra RasputinRussia's greatest love machineIt was a shame how he carried on
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the CzarBut the kasatschok he danced really wunderbarIn all affairs of state he was the man to pleaseBut he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealerThough she'd heard the things he'd doneShe believed he was a holy healerWho would heal her son
Ra Ra RasputinLover of the Russian queenThere was a cat that really was goneRa Ra RasputinRussia's greatest love machineIt was a shame how he carried on
(But when his drinking and lusting and his hungerfor power became known to more and more people,the demands to do something about this outrageousman became louder and louder.)
"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemiesBut the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charmsThough he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standingSet a trap, they're not to blame"Come to visit us" they kept demandingAnd he really came
Ra Ra RasputinLover of the Russian queenThey put some poison into his wineRa Ra RasputinRussia's greatest love machineHe drank it all and he said "I feel fine"
Ra Ra RasputinLover of the Russian queenThey didn't quit, they wanted his headRa Ra RasputinRussia's greatest love machineAnd so they shot him till he was dead
Oh, those Russians