I'm Going Slightly Mad
When the outside temperature risesAnd the meaning is, oh, so clearOne thousand and one yellow daffodilsBegin to dance in front of you, oh, dearAre they trying to tell you something?You're missing that one final screwYou're simply not in the pink my dearTo be honest, you haven't got a clue
I'm going slightly madI'm going slightly madIt finally happened, happenedIt finally happenedIt finally happenedI'm slightly madOh dear...
I'm one card short of a full deckI'm not quite the shillingOne wave short of a shipwreckI'm not my usual top billingI'm coming down with a feverI'm really out to seaThis kettle is boiling overI think I'm a banana treeOh dear...
I'm going slightly madI'm going slightly madIt finally happened, happenedIt finally happenedIt finally happenedI'm slightly madOh dear...
I'm knitting with only one needleUnraveling fast, it's trueI'm driving only three wheels these daysBut my dear, how about you?
I'm going slightly madI'm going slightly madIt finally happenedIt finally happened, oh yesIt finally happenedI'm slightly madJust very slightly mad
And there you have it!