So Much Better
[Intro]You fucking groupiePick up the goddamn phone
[Verse 1]Bitch, where the fuck were you Tuesday? With who you say?I wasn't at the studio, bitch, what'cha do? Screw Dre?You went there looking for me? Boo, that excuse is too lameKeep playing me you're gonna end up with a huge goose eggYou fake, lying slut you never told me you knew DrakeAnd Lupe? You want to lose two legs?You trying to flip this on me? If I spent more time with you, you say"Okay, yeah and I'm coo-coo, ay?"Well, screw you, and I'll be the third person who screwed you todayOh, fourth - Dre, Drake, Lupe -- oohm touchéYou were too two-faced for me, thought you was my number one, true-blue aceBut you ain'tAnd I can't see you when you make that wittle boo-boo faceCause I'm hanging up this phone, booYou make my fucking blue tooth acheYou're feeling blue? Too lateGo smurf yourself, you make me wanna smurf and puke blue Kool AidHere's what you say to someone you hate
[Hook]My life would be so much better if you'd just drop deadI was laying in bed last night thinking and this thought just popped in my headAnd I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped deadI would feel so much better
[Verse 2]Think I just relapsed, this bitch pushed me over the brinkHop on the freeway trying to get some time alone and just think'Til the cops pulled me over, but they let me go cause I told 'em I'm only driving drunk, cause that bitch drove me to drinkI'm back on my fuck hoes, with a whole new hatred for blondesBut bias? I hate all bitches the same, baby come onExcuse the pun, but bitch is such a broad statement, and I'mChanneling my anger through every single station that's onCause a woman broke my he-art, I say he-artCause she ripped it in two pa-arts, and threw it in the garbageWho do you think you a-are, bitch?Guess it's time for me to get the dust off and pick myself up off the carpetBut I'll never say the L-word againI Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo... lesbianAaahhh, I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrestMy life'd be so much better if you just
[Hook]My life would be so much better if you'd just drop deadI was laying in bed last night thinking and this thought just popped in my headAnd I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped deadI would feel so much better
[Bridge]Cause you told me, you'd love me, forever, bitch, that was a lieNow I never, wanted someone, to die, so bad in my fucking lifeBut fuck it, there’s other fish in the sea
[Verse 3]And I'mma have a whale of a time being a single sailorFor the night, bitch on a scale of1 to 10, shit, I must be the holy grail ofCatches ho, I got an Oscar attached to my fucking name (De La)I might hit the club, find a chick that's tailorMade for me, say fuck it, kick some shots back, get hammered and nail herThese bitches trying to get attached, but they're failing to latch onto the tail ofMy bumper they're scratching at the back of my trailerLike I'm itching to get hitchedYeah, I'm rich as a bitchBut bitches ain't shit, I'd rather leave a bitch in a ditchBitch you complain when you listen to thisBut you still throw yourself at me, that's what I call pitchin' a bitchThat's why I'm swinging at this chicks on-siteLong as I got a bat and two balls it's foul, but my dick's on strikeSo all that love shit is null and void, bitch I'm a droidI avoid Cupid, stupid wasn't for blow jobs, you'd be unemployedOye-yoy-yoy, man oh man, your boy-boy-boy's getting sick of these girls-girls-girls, oink-oink-oinkYou fuckin' pigs, all you're good for is doink-doink-doinkI got 99 problems and a bitch ain't oneShe's all 99 of 'em; I need a machine gunI'll take 'em all out, I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrestHave a heart attack and justDrop dead and I'mma throw a fucking party after thisCause yes
[Hook]My life would be so much better if you'd just drop deadI was laying in bed last night thinking and this thought just popped in my headAnd I thought, wouldn't shit just be a lot easier if you dropped deadI would feel so much better
[Outro]I'm just playing bitch, you know I love you