I Can't Do It Alone
-Ladies and gentlemen,Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation
My sister and I had an act that couldn't flock,my sister and I were headed straight for the top,my sister and I earned a vow a week at least, oh yeabut my sister is now unfortunetly deceased,I know its sad of coursebut a fact is still a factand now all that remains is the remains,of a perfect... double... actwatch this!
Now you have to imagine it with two people,its swell with two people,first I'd,then she'dthen we'dbut I can't do it alonethen she'dthen I'dthen we'dbut I can't do it aloneshe'd say what's your sister likeI'd say menshe'd say your the cats meowthen we'd wow the crowd againwhen she'd goI'd gowe'd go
Then those ding song daddys started to roarwhistled, stomped, stamped on the floor,yelling, screaming, begging for more,and we'd say ok fellows, keep your socks up,cause you ain't seen nothing yetbut I simply cannot do it alone,so what'd ya think huh?come on you can say
I know you're right the first part is shitbut the second, the second part is really nifty, okshe'd goI'd gowe'd gothen those two-bit johnny's did it aproudto cheer the best attraction in townthey nearly tore the balcony down,and we'd ok boys we're going home,but before we go here's a few more part in shots,and this, this we did in perfect unisonno you see me going through ityou make think there's nothing to itbut I simply cannot do it...