There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doormanFrom that moment you'll be out of place and under dressedI'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of itRuining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doormanFrom that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressedI'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of itRuining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and
When you're in black slacks with accentuatingOff-white, pinstripes, woah-ohEverything goes according to plan
I'm the new cancerNever looked better, you can't stand itBecause you say so under your breathYour reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?Never looked better and you can't stand it
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain andI bet you just can't keep up with, with these fashionistas andTonight, tonight, you are, you are a whispering campaignI bet to them, your name is "Cheap"I bet to them you look like sh
Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tearsAnd keep telling yourself that,"I'm a diva"Oh and the smokes in that cigarette boxOn the table, they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
I'm the new cancerNever looked better, you can't stand itBecause you say so under your breathYou're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?Never looked better and you can't stand it
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?I've never looked better and you can't stand itHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?I've never looked better and you can't stand it
And I know and I know, it just doesn't feel likeA night out with no one sizing you upI've never been so surreptitiousSo, of course, I'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know and I know, it just doesn't feel likeA night out with no one sizing you upI've never been so surreptitiousSo, of course, I'll be distracted when I spike the punch
And I know and I know, it just doesn't feel likeA night out with no one sizing you upI've never been so surreptitiousSo, of course, I'll be distracted when I spike the punch