Unhappy Birthday
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthdayI've come to wish you an unhappy birthdayBecause you're evilAnd you lieAnd if you should dieI may feel slightly sad(But I won't cry!)
Loved and lostand some may say:"When usually it's NothingSurely you're happyIt should be this way?"I say. "No, I'm gonna kill my dogMay the lines sag, may the lines sag heavyAnd deep tonight"
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthdayI've come to wish you an unhappy birthdayBecause you're evilAnd you lieAnd if you should dieI may feel slightly sad(But I won't cry!)
Loved and lostand some may say:"When usually it's NothingSurely you're happyIt should be this way?"I say. "No"And then I shot myselfSo drink, drink, drinkAnd be ill tonightFrom the one you left behindFrom the one you left behindFrom the one you left behindFrom the one you left behindBehind, behind..Oh unhappy birthday!