The Headmaster Ritual
Belligerent ghoulsrun Manchester schools
Spineless swinesCemented minds
Sir leads the troopsJealous of youthSame old suit since 1962
He does the military two-stepdown the nape of my neck
I want to go homeI don't want to stayGive up educationas a bad mistake
Mid-week on the playing fieldsSir thwacks you on the knees
Knees you in the groinElbow in the faceBruises bigger than dinner plates
I want to go homeI don't want to stay
Da-da-da ...
Belligerent ghoulsRun Manchester schools
Spineless bastards all ...
Sir leads the troopsJealous of youthSame old jokes since 1902
He does the military two-stepdown the nape of my neck
I want to go homeI don't want to stayGive up lifeas a bad mistake
Please excuse me from gymI've got this terrible cold coming onHe grabs and devoursHe kicks me in the showersKicks me in the showersAnd he grabs and devours
I want to go homeI don't want to stay...
Da-da-da ...