Points Of Authority / 99 Problems / One Step Closer
If your having girl problems I feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit me
Got MikeHe's got the rap patrol on the gat patrolFoes that wanna make sure his casket's closedRap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"He's from the hood stupid what type of facts are thoseIf you grew up with holes in your zapitosYou'd celebrate the minute you was having doeSo fuck critics you can kiss our whole assholeIf you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forwardGot beef with radio if we don't play they showThey don't play out hits well we don't give a shit SOAll these mags try and use our assSo advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads... fuckersI don't know what you take us asor understand the intelligence that Jay-Z hasI'm from rags to ritches nigga we ain't dumbI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit me
99 Problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you having girl problems I feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
The year is '94 and in my trunk is rawIn my rear view mirror is the motherfucking lawI got two choices you'll pull over the car orBounce on the devil put the pedal to the floorNow I ain't trying to see no highway chase with JakePlus I got a few dollars I can fight the caseSo I... pull over to the side of the roadAnd I heard "Son, do you know why I'm stopping you for?"'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low"Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't knowAm I under arrest or should I guess some more?""Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four""License and registration and step out of the car""Are you carrying a weapon on you -- I know a lot of you are"I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the backAnd I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?""Or somebody important or something?"Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bitEnough that you won't illegally search my shit"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit me
99 Problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you having girl problems I feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit me 99 Problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you having girl problems I feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit me99 Problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you having girl problems I feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneNow once upon a time not too long agoA nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoeThis is not a hoe in the sense of having a pussyBut a pussy having no god damn sense, try and push meI tried to ignore him and talk to the LordPray for him, 'cause some fool's just love to performYou know the type loud as a motor bikeBut wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fightThe only thing that's gonna happen is I'mma get to clappingHe and his boys gon' be yapping to the captainAnd there I go trapped in the kit kat againBack through the system with the riff raff againFiends on the floor scratching againPaparazzis with theie cameras snapping themD.A. tried to give the nigga the shaft againHalf-a-mil for bail 'cause I'm AfricanAll because this fool was harassing themTrying to play the boy like he's scaringBut ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gunI got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one
99 Problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you having girl problems I feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit me99 Problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you having girl problems I feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit me
Shut up when I'm talking to youShut up, shut up, shut upShut up when I'm talking to youShut up, shut up, shut up
I'm about to BREAK
Everything you say to meI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit meI need a little room to breatheI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit meEverything you say to meI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit meI need a little room to breatheI got 99 problemsAnd I'm about toBreak