Party In The CIA
I moved out to Langley recentlyWith a plain and simple dreamWanna infiltrate some Third World placeAnd topple their regime
Those men in black with their matching suitcasesWhere everything’s on a need-to-know basisAgents got that swaggerEveryone’s so cloak and dagger
I’m feeling nervous but I’m really kind of wishingFor an undercover missionThat’s when the red alert came on the radioAnd I put my earpiece onGot my dark sunglasses onAnd I had my weapon drawn
So I get my handcuffs,My cyanide pills, my classified dossierTapping the phones like, yeahShredding the files like, yeah
I memorized all the enemy spiesI gotta neutralize today
Yeah! It’s a party in the CIAYeah! It’s a party in the CIA
I’ve done a couple of crazy thingsThat have almost gotten me dismissedLike terminate some head of stateWho wasn’t even on my list
Burn that microfilm, buddy, will you?I’d tell you why, but then I’d have to kill youYou need a quickie confession?We’ll start a waterboarding session
No hurry on this South American dictatorI’ll assassinate him laterThat’s when he walked right in my laser sightsAnd my silencer was on, and my silencer was onAnd another target’s gone
Yeah, we got our black ops all over the worldFrom Kazakhstan to BombayPaying the bribes like, yeahPlugging the leaks like, yeah
Interrogating the scum of the EarthWe’ll break them by the break of day
Yeah! It’s a party in the CIAYeah! It’s a party in the CIA
Need a country destabilized?Look no further, we’re your guysWe’ve got snazzy suits and tiesAnd a better dental plan than the FBI
Better put your hands up and get in the vanOr else you’ll get blown awayStaging a coup like, yeahBrainwashing moles like, yeah
We only torture the folks we don’t likeYou’re probably gonna be okay
Yeah! It’s a party in the CIAYeah! It’s a party in the CIA