The Wedding List
No, I'll never give the hunt up,And I won't muck it up.Somehow, this was it, I knew,Maybe fate wants you dead, too:We've come together in the very same room,And I'm coming for you!
Did you think I'd ever let you,Get away with it, huh?He swooned in a warm maroon.There's gas in your barrel,And I'm flooded with Doom.You've made a wake of our honeymoon,And I'm coming for you!
All of the headlines said «Passion Crime:Newly Weds, Groom Shot Dead, Mystery Man»…God help the bride!She's a widow, all in Red, with his Red, still wet…
She said!But she sure put him on the Wedding List…I'll put him on the Wedding List.I'll get him on and I will not miss.
And now, as I'm coming for you…All I see is Rudi.I die with him again and again,And I'll feel good in my revenge.I'll gonna fill your head with lead,And I'm coming for you!
And when it's all over, you'll roll over,The butt of my gun:One in your belly and one for Rudi.You got what you gave by the heel of my bootie.Bang-Bang, out! Like an old cherootie,And I'm coming for you!
All of the headlines said «Passion Crime,Newly Weds, Groom Shot Dead, Mystery Man»…God help the bride…She's a widow, all in Red, with his Red, still wet…
But she sure put him on the Wedding List…I'll get him on the Wedding List.I'll get him on and I will not miss.I'll get him on the Wedding List.
«After she shot the guy,She committed suicide».I'm coming, Rudi!«And later, when they analyzed,They found a little one inside».I'm coming, coming, coming, honey!«It must have been Rudi's child».I shot him!«Never mind, she got the guy».He hit the ground, Rudi!«An eye for an eye».Ashes to ashes...«Eye for an eye».Rudi!