I'm the greatest star
I got 36 expressionsSweet as pie and tough as leatherAnd that's six expressions moreThan all them Barrymores put together !
Instead of just kicking meWhy don't they give me a lift ?Well it must be a plot !Cause they're scared that I gotSuch a gift...Well I'm miffed !'Cause...
I'm the greatest starI am by far !But no one knows it... Wait !They're gonna hear a voiceA silver flute : Woo-oo-oo Woo-oo-ooThey'll cheer each toot : "Hey that kid is terrific Mmh.."When I expose it
Now can't you see to look at me thatI'm a natural Camille...As Camille I just feelI've so much to offer !Hey listen kid, I know I'd be divine becauseI'm a natural caugher ! Hi ! Hu ! Hi !
Some ain't got it, not a lump,I'm a great big clump... of talent ! Laugh !They'll band in half "Did you ever hear the story about the travlling salesman?"A thousand jokes, "Stick around for the jokes"A thousand faces...I reiterate, when you're gifted,Then you're gifted !
These are facts, I got no axe to grindHey, what are you, blind ?In all of the world so far, I'm the greatest star !
No autographs, please !You think beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever ?I should say not !Any minute now they're gonna be out ! Finished !Then it'll be MY turn !
Who is the pip with piz-zazz ?Who is all ginger and jazz ?Who is as glamourous as ?Who's an american beauty rose ?With an american beauty nose !And ten american beauty toes !
Eyes on the target and wham,One shot, one gun shot and BAM !Hey Mr Kiney ! Here I am...
I'm the greatest star....I am by far... but,No one knows itThat's why I was bornI'll blow my horn 'tilSomeone blows it
I'll light up like the lightRight up like the light !I'll flicker then flare up, Ah !All the world's gonna stare upLooking down you'll never see me,Try the sky 'cause that'll be me !
I can make them cry,I can make them sigh,Someday they'll clamor for my drama...
Have you guessed yet ?Who's the best yet ?If you ain't I'll tell you one more timeYou bet your last dimeIn all of the world so farI am the greatest... greatest... star !