Swings Both Ways
I'm coming out of the sandboxYou'll get covered in dog dooI'm gonna get off this sea sawSay goodbye to your mamaOh yeaLet's get high on some Pop RockPop Rock and CokeI'll blow your sock off,teach how to laugh at daddy's dirty jokes
Don't hedge your bets, double downif you want to get ahead in Tinsel TownTurn that smile upside downHappy people don't have sexNow Robbie, everybody swings both waysFrom the butchest, the bandits, the fairest,the faggots and singers with everything they needEverybody swings both waysFace it Robbie, you're a little bit gayShall we dance?
I'm getting hot on the pavementCan you find me some grass?I have a certain arrangementUp the Khyber PassOh ya, let's get high with some fruit cakeFruit cake and teaAnd after I've done herWell you can do meOh boy
Don't hedge your bets, double down,if you want to get ahead in Tinsel TownJust follow me you enormous clownClever people don't have sexNow Rufus, everybody swings both waysThe bully, the bigot, the giant,the midget and singers with everything they needEverybody swings both waysFace it Rufus, you're a tad gayOh yea?Face it Robbie,Uh huh?You're a little bit gay