Cookie Thumper
There once was a little girlWho had a crush on a bad, bad boyBut when that bad boy got out of prisonThat little girl's ass was in big, big trouble!
Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam braHaai! daai anies hy lam innie mang ja'ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?[Translated:]That boy anies, he's a fuckin ghetto boyAnies chills in jail'does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?26? 27? or are you a 28?
Throw dem devilish gang signz in da airStart giving it up 4 little evil meMy fingerz r green coz I'm a mean dope fiendI'm wicked like mad d.o.gFresh like a little dark g.o.dYo-landi vi$$er got da hypest flowStart talking in tongues whenever I get stonedMudafuckn mindz get blownEvery time I rap in2 da microphoneMy zef accent iz very foreignWhen I speak overseaz dey go: I beg your pardon?U can't get me like eric cartmanNaughty little kitty go meowYes daddy, I'm a big girl nowJas little devil make your dick go wowChea boy! yo-landi vi$$er is hot stuff
Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gangstaHaai, daai bra anies hy lam innie mang ja'ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?[Translated:]That boy anies, he's a fuckin gangsterDamn! anies is chilling in jail'does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?26? 27? or are you a 28?
Daai bra anies hy droom innie mang jaVan my punani, ja jys lekker jas braVinger in jou hol in, nxa! haal uit die ganjaJa pakkie zol in! klap it soos n rasta[Translated:]That boy anies, he's dreaming in jailDreaming of my punani, yeah you heavy horny boyFinger in your ass, nice! whip out the weed you smuggled inJa roll it up, light it up, hit like a rasta
I rhyme tight! tight! tight! tight!Spark mosh-pit shit coz I rhyme so hypePut me in front of sum1 I don't likeI go punch! kick! bite! fight!I'm kray-kray like o.d.b.Yo-landi down wid o.p.p.I smell lovely coz I don't eat meat2 much bubbly den I go pee-peeLook out here cum little evil meI got a itchy little need 4 speedRap on da beat like a hi-speed chase songI gooi rooi! no mudafukin breaks onAll deze pop songz sound like da same songI burn dem! ja mudafucka flame on!Bow down 2 her mudafuckn majestyNo rapper out dere az bad az me!
Sny jou koekie!Sny-sny jou snoekie cookie![Translated:]Cut your little cakeCut-cut your little fishy cakeCut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!Cut it-cut it- hey kitty kitty kitty!
Daai bra anies hy's n fokken gam braHaai! daai anies hy lam innie mang ja'ken sy my nommer?' xha! boy what's your number?Twee ses? twee sewe? of is jy n ag bra?[Translated:]That boy anies, he's a fuckin ghetto boyAnies chills in jail'does she know my number?' no! boy what's your numer?26? 27? or are you a 28?
Daai bra anies hy's a fokken gangstaDaai bra anies hy's vars uitie mang jaWys hom punani, waars jou cookie thumper?Gee hom punani, maar hy soekie bum bra![Translated:]That boy anies, he's a fuckin gangsterThat boy anies, he's fresh out of jailShow him punani, where's your cookie thumper?Give him punani, but he wants my bum-bum!
Daai bra anies hy's a fokken rou braEk blom met anies lekker oppie sofaHe love yo-landi coz I'm blonde all overMaar yoh! daai anies hy hou van my boude![Translated:]That boy anies he's a fuckin raw boyI chill with anies nice on the sofaHe's loves yo-landi cos I'm blonde all overBut jeez! that anies, he really loves my bum-bum!