Bigger Boys and Stolen Sweethearts
There's always somebody tallerWith more of a witAnd he's equipped to enthrall herAnd her friends think he's fitAnd you just can't measure up noYou don't have a prayerWishing you had made the most of herWhen she was there
They've got engagedNo intention of a weddingHe's pinched your birdAnd he'd probably kick your head in
Bigger Boys and Stolen SweetheartsYou're better off without her anywayYou said you wasn't sad to see her goOh no
He might be one of those boysThat's all pretty and vainLikes to go in the sunbedAnd stays out of the rainSo that he don't get his hair wetYou wouldn't want thatAt least he hasn't got a NovaOr a Burberry hat
They've got engagedNo intention of a weddingHe's pinched your birdAnd he'd probably kick your head in
Bigger Boys and Stolen SweetheartsYou're better off without her anywayYou said you wasn't sad to see her goOf course you were
Have you heard what she's been doing?Never did it for meHe picks her up at the school gatesAt twenty past threeShe's been with all the boysBut never went very farShe wagged English and ScienceJust to go in his car
They've got engagedNo intention of a weddingHe's pinched my birdAnd he'd probably kick my head in, ohNow the girls have grownBut I'm sure they still carry on in similar ways
Bigger Boys and Stolen SweetheartsSo I'm better off without her anywayI said I wasn't sad to see her goBut I'm only pretending, you knowYeah, I'm only pretending, you knowYeah, I'm only pretending, you knowOh I'm only pretending, you know