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I like glitterAnd sparkly dressesBut I'm not gonna talk about thatIn my monologue I like bakingAnd things that smell like winterBut I'm not gonna talk about thatIn my monologueLalala Lalala I like writing songs aboutDouche bags who cheat on meBut I'm not gonna say thatIn my monologue I like writing their names in thesongsSo they're ashamed to go out inpublicBut I'm not gonna say thatIn my monologue Lala LalalalalaThis isMy musical monologue You might think I'd bring up JoeThat guy who broke up with me onthe phoneBut I'm not gonna mention himIn my monologue "Hey Joe! I'm doing real well!Tonight I'm hosting SNL"But I'm not gonna brag about thatIn my monologue Lalala Hahaha Hahaha HahahaLalala And if your wondering if I mightBe dating the werewolf fromTwilight*Hi Taylor*I'm not gonna comment on thatIn my monologue Lala LalalalalaThis isMy musical monologue *looks around stage* You might be expecting me to saySomething bad about KanyeAnd how he ran up on the stageAnd ruined my VMA monologue*sigh* But there's nothing more to sayCuz' everything's okay.I've got security lining the stage! It's my SNL monologue Lala LalalalalaThis isMy SNL monologueLala Lalalalala That was my SNL monologue pig pig