Role model
OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myselfYou can try this at homeYou can be just like me!
Mic check one two.. we recordin?I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer thisIf you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for CanibusI strangled you to death then I choked you againThen break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skinYou beef wit me, I'ma even the score equallyTake you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legallyI get too blunted off of funny home grownCause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono(Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugsThat would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President doesHillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervertI ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edgeGrabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lezFollow me and do exactly what the song says:smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drinkAnd jump behind the wheel like it was still legalI'm dumb enough to walk in a store and stealSo I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn HillSome people only see that I'm white, ignorin skillCause I stand out like a green hat with a orange billBut I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mistHow the fuck can I be white, I don't even existI get a clean shave, bathe, go to a raveDie from an overdose and dig myself up out of my graveMy middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you seeDon't you wanna grow up to be just like me!I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see NicoleWhen we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on holdKilled em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)My mind won't work if my spine don't jerkI slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirtI'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayerThat'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morguewitcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porchJumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape onAnd beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acornI'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traitsA premature birth that was four minutes lateMother.. are you there? I love youI never meant to hit you over the head with that shovelWill someone explain to my brain that I just severeda main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nutsCause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am ISo when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her assThen it probably is obvious I got it on with herCause when I drop this solo shit it's over withI bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake IDDon't you wanna grow up to be just like me!I've been with 10 women who got HIVNow don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!I got genital warts and it burns when I peeDon't you wanna grow up to be just like me!I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a treeYou probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!