I'm Shady
[Verse 1: Eminem]Who came through with two Glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirlSold a billion tapes and still screamed, "Fuck the world!"(I'm Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my name's hotAnd shoot me twenty-five times in the same spot (Ow!)I think I got a generation brainwashedTo pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh)Stop they blood flow until they veins clotI need a pain shot, and a shot of plain scotchPurple haze and acid raindropsSpike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp)Shaved my armpits and wore a tank topBad Boy, I told you that I can't stopYou gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel youSo everybody buy my shit or I'mma come and kill you
[Hook]I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tabletsI'm your brother when you need, some new weed to set you freeYou know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin(Slim Shady...) I'm Shady!
[Verse 2: Eminem]I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh)I like birds, bees, I like peopleI like funny things that make me happy and gleeful (hehehe)Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool (Woo!)The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spikeWhile I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels likeCause this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm)I don't want to just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh-huh)How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threatWhen they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet (Huh?)So bring the money by tonight - cause your wifeSaid this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life (Help me! Help me!)I try to keep it positive and play it coolShoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school!)Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to betterTonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a fuck you letter
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[Verse 3: Eminem]Yo.. I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it(Aww that shit is wack!)Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit(What?? That's my shit!)People don't buy shit no more they just dub itThat's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit (Yup, uh huh)But they love it when you make your business publicSo fuck it, I've got herpes while we on the subject (uh-huh)And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play itCause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playin when I say itWell, I do take pills, don't do speedDon't do crack (uh-uhh) don't do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh)Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer (yup)I just wanna make a few things clearMy baby mama's not dead (uh-uhh) she's still alive and bitchin (yup)And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchinIt's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infestedI don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested
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