Like A Surgeon
I finally made it through med schoolSomehow I made it throughI'm just an internI still make a mistake or twoI was last in my classBarely passed at the instituteNow I'm trying to avoidYeah, I'm trying to avoida malpractice suit
Like a surgeonCuttin' for the very first timeLike a surgeonOrgan transplants are my line
Better give me all your gauze, nurseThis patient's fading fastComplications have set inDon't know how long he'll lastLet me see that I.V.Here we go, time to operateI'll pull his insides outPull his insides outand see what he ate
Like a surgeonCuttin' for the very first timeLike a surgeonHere's a waiver for you to sign
Woe woe woe...
It's a fact, I'm a quackA disgrace of the A.M.A.'Cause my patients dieYeah, my patients diebefore they can pay
Like a surgeonCuttin' for the very first timeLike a surgeonGot your kidneys on my mind
Like a surgeonOoooohLike a surgeonWhen I reach insidewith my scalpeland my forcepsand retractors
Oooohhhh...
I can hear your heart beatfor the very last time