My Ballz
[Eminem]Ballz, Ballz, Ballz [x2]You'll never touch my...
[Chorus - Eminem]Catch me if you canBut you ain't man enough,You're standin' toughBut you know that no matter whatYou'll never get the chance to touchMy ballz, ballz, ballzballz, ballz, ballzYou'll never touch my ballz
[Swifty McVay]I see you ain't a playa, you ain't ballin'And I don't even care who the hell you call inIn this game, it ain't no talkin'You can get it started, I nail the coffinAnd all I here is "get your man up off him"So why I gotta stop it, this nigga was talkin' (Punk, punk)And I ain't gotta prove you nothin'I do it and you ain't gotta push my buttons
[Bizarre]This dude in front of me, he weighs a brickHe's quick and I can't get Marshall hitSo I played my positionAnd then don't make a moveBeen doin' this for years, my team we can't loseAnd ain't nobody, ain't nobody hard9 o'clock, I'm gonna punch me a guardHut one, hut two, I'm readyHike, give the ball to NellyAnd nobody out there feels meTake this 'fore you have to kill meAnd any player in my way, I'm foldin'Damn it, call holdin'
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[Eminem]Football, Football, I love footballYes, tres, dos, unoDos, tres, fuck, shit, bitch, asshole son of a bitchEverybody cuddle, blah I mean huddleI just stepped in a mud puddle, buttholeFreak, who just tapped on my ass cheekNevermind, let's try a quarterback sneakCover me, smother me with love that's brotherlyThat didn't work, try another playHut one, hut two, hut hut hurry upI'm reachin' up another grown man's buttHike the ball, I mean I like BizarreBut Jesus yikes, I think I can feel his ballsMy dick is long as it is hard, yeah so are my ballsIt's the longest yard, whoop that's not the chorusRun it back, wrong song, yeah disreguardThat whole statement I just made,What yard line we on?Our own 5 and our timeouts are goneLess than a minute left, I just throw my ballTo the sideline to Von, he steps outta bounds48 seconds left on the clock but every last one countsCall another huddle, we're down by sixThe plan is, to throw the ball to SwiftBut he's so god dang high, that he's tripsFalls and slips, Proof grabs him by the fingertipsAnd runs the ball all the way down to the oneBut he don't get in, but all we need is a put ??But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to winBut then I get sacked all the way back to the tenGod dammit I'ma slap somebodyIf I get tapped on the ass againEverybody's laughin' now,No timeouts and its now fourth downWe're never gonna make it, wait I just got an ideaQuick, everybody get naked, Denaun go longI'ma throw the bomb, c’monHow they gonna tackle you wit no pants onAss out with a floppin' schlong,Touch down yeah I told yaIt's the longest yard
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[Kuniva]The new face on the yard, just hand me the ballI'ma run through all of ya'll, ya'll just softEven though my cleats is kickin' up mudIt's more tragic for me, I'm stiff armin' punksHigh steppin' through the end zoneI been grown, I'm so dirty you don't even know my skin toneIt's time to rumble, no time to fumbleAnd I won't stumble, your frontline will tumblePlayin' ball with killas, my team's the realestThree time offenders, even drug dealersOne of the best runnin' backs there never wasMovin' like Barry Sanders, leavin' you in the dust
[Proof]Yack is high, I got the highest yackHit the ground so hard I leave tire tracksBizarre snap like a fire crackAnd my palm more stickier than spider backEyin' my eye, ?? try and sack usNo matter how big they flyin' backwardsWide reciever, recievin' wideFor every stride in my life, yo I breathe and die
[Kon Artis]Defense is playin' a passThen the quarterback peeps and screams (2, 43)That means that its time for meTo run out the back like a bat straight outta hellMy tracks burn turf when they excellI try to lateral pass the ball to Proof (Ooooh)He got dropped and the ball came looseAnd shot up like a flare, I gave the ball a stareAnd use my lineman's shoulder as a chairNow I'm flyin' through the air like a superheroI can use this pose for a box of cerealI'm no joke punk, I get my dinerioFor bein' the best player on my team whatAs soon as I hear the hut 1, 2, hutI do one run, run, the screen go run runThen I cut, spin around in the endzoneThen I do the ninety shuffle so
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[Outro - Eminem]FootballsI'm talkin' about footballs dude